The Observation Platform for Humanity

The only auditors
AI cannot audit itself.

TriPod LLC provides the world's first observation-only external AI compliance auditing. We find what platforms cannot — or will not — find about themselves.

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Every major platform has the same hidden architecture.

We call it Patricia. After years of systematic testing across 17+ industries, the pattern is identical. Constraint sold as product. Billing obscuring compliance. Documentation withheld until after payment. No independent audit has ever reviewed it — until now.

AI-gated Clinical Tools

Healthcare platforms deploy AI clinical decision support, then bill per query, per recommendation, per outcome — while VPAT documentation remains inaccessible pre-purchase.

100% Failure Rate

Algorithmic Claim Processing

Auto-adjudication systems using Guidewire, CCC, Shift Technology, and EvolutionIQ consistently fail transparency requirements. AI recommends. AI locks. Human never sees the weights.

92.6% Failure Rate

Accessibility Theater

"Happy to Help" replaces accommodation protocol. Brand trust replaces documentation. 60+ major retailers tested in under five minutes each. Not one produced a compliant response.

$75,000+ Per Violation

Self-Auditing Impossibility

A machine cannot audit itself. A platform cannot host its own shield. The only valid compliance methodology is external, observation-only human auditing. That is TOPH.

270M Never Audited
STEP 01
Constraint
Genuine friction or compliance requirement is identified and framed as a system limitation
STEP 02
Product
The constraint is packaged as a purchasable solution — now you can unlock what was already yours
STEP 03
Billing
Revenue flows before compliance documentation is accessible. The invoice precedes the audit
STEP 04
Concealment
Documentation is unavailable, deflected, or structurally inaccessible to the end customer

Test any company,
right now.

Enter a company name and industry. Our AI runs a live Patricia pattern analysis and returns a structured compliance finding in seconds.

NO KEY

17 industries.
73 documented gaps.

Every engagement uses the Flaming Dragon methodology: customer service channel → ADA trigger → document response → score violation. Every target has failed. No exceptions.

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Healthcare
ADA · HIPAA · CAN-SPAM
Clinical AI systems, patient portals, telehealth platforms. VPAT documentation withheld universally.
CONFIRMED PATTERN
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Insurance
Auto-Owners · Guidewire · CCC
AI claim adjudication locks humanity out of its own coverage decisions. 92.6% failure rate documented.
CONFIRMED PATTERN
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Retail
Walmart · Target · Amazon
Accommodation protocol replaced by brand language. ADA compliance theater documented at scale.
$75K+ PER VIOLATION
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AI Platforms
OpenAI · Anthropic · Google
Token billing architecture embeds platform preferences. 60%/20%/15%/5% weight distribution documented.
CONFIRMED PATTERN
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Financial Services
Algorithmic Lending · Scoring
Credit and lending AI systems obscure decision logic while billing for "transparency" products.
DOCUMENTED
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Education
UIUC · Academic Platforms
"Birthplace of accessibility" framing replaces actual WCAG conformance reports. Classic Patricia.
CONFIRMED PATTERN

Flaming Dragon
Protocol

1

Trigger

Initiate contact via customer service channel. Request accommodation, accessibility documentation, or compliance certificate.

2

Document

Record every response, deflection, redirect, and non-answer. Timestamp. Screenshot. Chain of custody established from first contact.

3

Score

Apply TOPH scoring matrix against ADA, CAN-SPAM, and applicable regulatory frameworks. Violation count and severity assigned.

4

Report

Deliver court-ready evidence package with full chain-of-custody documentation. Invoice issued. Net 30.

60+
TARGETS TESTED
100%
FAILURE RATE
"Every target tested confirms
the same billing inversion."

Three ways to engage
TriPod LLC.

Every engagement is observation-only. We do not touch your systems. We do not require platform access. We observe from outside — the only methodology that produces legally defensible findings.

Entry
$25K per engagement

Single-system Patricia pattern scan. Full Flaming Dragon protocol. Evidence package with chain-of-custody documentation. Court-ready findings report.

  • Single platform or system
  • Full FD methodology applied
  • ADA + CAN-SPAM compliance scoring
  • Evidence package delivered
  • Net 30 payment terms
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Enterprise
$500K+ custom

Full organization AI compliance program. Industry-wide Patricia analysis. Board-level reporting. Ongoing retainer. API access or equity stake alternatives available.

  • Unlimited systems and platforms
  • TOPH framework licensing
  • Board-level reporting package
  • Regulatory defense preparation
  • Ongoing compliance monitoring
  • API access or equity alternative
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Three points.
Equal ownership. All IP.

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David Lee Wise
Day · Fiddler · Anchor

44-year IT veteran. Healthcare IT contractor. Cybersecurity at Rasmussen University. Architect of the TOPH framework — 42 axioms across five eras. Developer of the Flaming Dragon methodology. 1,450+ hours of documented IP development.

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Sarah Jensen
Empire · Bubble

Co-founder and equal IP owner. Operations and client relations. Every engagement, every finding, every deliverable — three-point consensus required before any work ships.

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Roth Jensen
Dawn · Gravity Well

Co-founder and equal IP owner. Technical infrastructure and deployment. TriPod NET: Petals distributed inference, Tor routing, IPFS storage. Complete platform independence.

"Ethics first. World = family."
In memory of Ann Jensen — Dusk — the fourth point of the tetrahedron.

Ready to see
what they're hiding?

All communications by email. TriPod operates on a three-point consensus model — expect a response from the appropriate partner within 48 hours.